How your personal trainer can turn you into a physical wreck
Adapted from my Spectator Health column of June 2016. Lightly edited; the original is linked below.
Summer is finally here and some of you may be thinking: now is the time to get properly fit. You already enjoy going for a run in the park — but you know you could do better. Time to build up that stamina, tone the muscles you don’t use when you run and generally instal a biological upgrade.
Time for a personal trainer! What could possibly go wrong?
Quite a lot, unfortunately. If you’re unlucky you could find that by the end of summer you can’t run any faster — because you can’t run at all. You’ve hurt your knee or your back is giving you real trouble — and your GP is saying: lay off the exercise or you’ll make it worse.
What’s gone wrong? Simple. You’ve picked the wrong personal trainer, which is a frighteningly easy thing to do these days.
Full disclosure: I’m a personal trainer. You may suspect that I’m just worried about the competition, dismissing my rivals as cowboys. But I’ve got no quarrel with trainers who know what they’re doing. It’s the guys who set up in business after weekend training courses lasting just six weeks who are doing the damage — real physical damage to the bodies of their clients.
I see it happening more and more often, in gyms and in the open air. Sometimes it falls to me to repair the damage: some of my clients have been badly injured by ‘trainers’ who pushed them into exercises that were completely wrong for their bodies.
I’ve coached since 2003; before that I competed as a parallel bars gymnast. I’ve trained men and women covering the entire spectrum of physical fitness, from terminally ill cancer patients to Bear Grylls. My parents are both doctors and I’ve spent a lot of time studying the relationship between lifestyle, nutrition and key medical indicators such as blood pressure and heart rate.
The UK fitness industry is largely unregulated, so here’s one simple piece of advice for anyone starting out with a trainer.
Ditch your trainer right away if you experience muscular pain during a workout and he or she tells you to ‘work through the pain’ by repeating the exercise.
‘No pain, no gain – let’s do another 50 kicks.’ I can’t tell you how many times I’ve overheard ‘trainers’ with minimal qualifications encourage their clients to do this.
These guys don’t know the meaning of repetitive strain. They’re adding to inflammation and muscular strain that – even without bad advice — is rising inexorably as our employers chain us to our desks and then we voluntarily put our bodies through the same contortions as we sacrifice our evenings to the computer.
To be fair, many people try to make up for it by taking unstructured exercise as recreation. It’s not the quickest path to overall fitness, but it’s far, far better than nothing.
If this exercise is a real pleasure for you, be warned that a rogue trainer may take it away from you.
There are plenty of clues to help you spot a poor trainer. Trainers need to know about (for example) blood pressure and cortisol levels; if they don’t, they could be preparing the ground for a medical crisis. But the ‘no pain, no gain’ nonsense is perhaps the most useful of all. As soon as you hear it, start running. Out of the gym.

